October 2011
INTRODUCING:
TROLLDEMORT
A gurl was n da prk wit her bf n she sed “bbz dya like my tits?”
he said “NO..”“
da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
boi was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she ded.
he wisperd 2 her corpse “ur tits r stunnahz 2K11 Bbz” and hen he blu up and died 2! )’:
yeah right!
When you start to laugh while drinking something:
Expectation:
Reality:
Getting out of bed for school in the morning: →
If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
I mean, look at him:
Me in 20 years →
Expectation:
Reality:
When I listen to a sexy song in public:
but in my head:
