April 2012
jimsturgess:
tastyfucks:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!!
^ there’s a special place in hell for you, too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ^^ OMFG favorite post tonight
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
all is… bed….
Watchkochira:
Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life.
Can…can I keep them?*-*
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
How do they manage to get cars inside the mall?
Watch
“John and Sherlock have to be straight!”
– Nobody. (via thedoctoremma42)
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me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
"You're so innocent" →
That’s what you think.
